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Id Tell You I Love You, But Then Id Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, #1) I picked this book up because of all the media hyper surrounding it the Disney option and the New York Times bestseller status, not to mention the cute cover and interesting premise Who hasn t found themselves imagining what it would be like to be a secret government operative during an especially boring Physics lecture Behold the appeal of this book to me, at least.With all this in mind, why oh why was I so disappointed upon finishing it Because this book was subpar to its I am a daydreamer I think most readers are As a freshman in high school, I had a recurring fantasy about being a spy At the time, I was taking Russian classes back when the Cold War was a recent memory and spent hours imagining what life would be like if I d been bred for espionage What if I were fluent in fourteen languages What if I could kill a man or woman with a ketchup bottle I d Tell You I Love You, But Then I d Have to Kill You by Ally Carter is my Yes I m a full grown adult Yes, I thought this was pretty freaking awesome Don t laugh at me scowls These are the kinds of books I turn to when I want something fun and silly a change of pace A high school drama filled book that I can read and enjoy without the need to use my brain a whole lot It doesn t claim to be a deeply significant story that will blow your mind with its complexity It s a relatively straightforward plot, but with all kinds of shameless fun, plenty of humor, an ado Yes I m a full grown adult Yes, I thought this was pretty freaking awesome Don t laugh at me scowls These are the kinds of books I turn to when I want something fun and silly a change of pace A high school drama filled book that I can read and enjoy without the need to use my brain a whole lot It doesn t claim to be a deeply significant story that will blow your mind with its complexity It s a relatively straightforward plot, but with all kinds of shameless fun, plenty of humor, an adorable romance, and of course, cool gadgets Welcome to spy schoolEvery time I caught a glance at the world around us, I saw another year of my life flash before my eyes Cammie, spy in training, is wit Reviewed by Me for TeensReadToo.comWelcome to The Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women, an all girls school located just outside of Roseville, Virginia Anyone looking at this elite private boarding school would see just what The Gallagher Academy wants you to see a preppy school for privileged girls, complete with a guardhouse and stone wall to keep the curious away from their precious charges And they d be right, of course, and yet they would be so very, very wrong Because The Gall Reviewed by Me for TeensReadToo.comWelcome to The Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women, an all girls school located just outside of Roseville, Virginia Anyone looking at this elite private boarding Cute, funny, entertaining, very definitely young adult but still well written and readable for an older age group.I read this for a challenge and was glad I did, as it probably would not have been on my reading list otherwise and I would have missed out For once, the girl was an individual who kept to her main target in life despite having to sacrifice some personal things along the way that included her boyfriend.The action takes place in a school which is reminiscent of Hogwarts only this t Cute, funny, entertaining, very definitely young adult but sti This whole book was a buzzkill I came for spies and bada sery and instead got soul mates and puke inducing clichesI would most definitely consider this as middle school genre rather than YA bc it really lacks in the writing, the plot, and the characters The writing is so juvenile and the humour is so forced im still cringing from exposureThe characters are annoying as frick man I d like to propose a new rule, the first being that a 14 year old should not refer to their spy teacher as sexy o This whole book was a buzzkill I came for spies and bada sery and instead got soul mates and puke inducing clichesI would most definitely consider this as middle school genre rather than YA bc it really lacks in the writing, the plot, and the characters The writing is so juvenile and the humour is so forced im still cringing from exposureThe characters are annoying as frick man I d like to propose a new rule, the first being that a 14 year old should not refer to their spy teacher as sexy or smokin bc that just made me retch into a binThe only reason I read this book, is bc I made a deal with the devil, and she still hadn t done her part of the deal but I m forced to commit myself to the rest of this series and now im mourning over my existence Cammie Morgan Is A Student At The Gallagher Academy For Exceptional Young Women, A Fairly Typical All Girls School That Is, If Every School Taught Advanced Martial Arts In PE And The Latest In Chemical Warfare In Science, And Students Received Extra Credit For Breaking CIA Codes In Computer Class The Gallagher Academy Might Claim To Be A School For Geniuses But It S Really A School For Spies Even Though Cammie Is Fluent In Fourteen Languages And Capable Of Killing A Man In Seven Different Ways, She Has No Idea What To Do When She Meets An Ordinary Boy Who Thinks She S An Ordinary Girl Sure, She Can Tap His Phone, Hack Into His Computer, Or Track Him Through Town With The Skill Of A Real Pavement Artist But Can She Maneuver A Relationship With Someone Who Can Never Know The Truth About Her Cammie Morgan May Be An Elite Spy In Training, But In Her Sopho Year, She S On Her Most Dangerous Mission Falling In Love. REREAD July 2015 Since, I finished Gallagher Girls recently, certain things has been bugging I simply have to read it All I can say is I love it so much better now And I could help but to chuckle darkly at what s about to come for them Oh my sweet summer children Initial reading date January 20, 2015Gallagher Girls has been sitting in my kindle for a while and I actually tried reading it before, but I wasn t impressed with the writing.The funny thing about it, I talk like the protagonist REREAD July 2015 Since, I finished Gallagher Girls recently, certain things has been bugging I simply have to read it All I can say is I love it so much better now And I could help but to chuckle darkly at I liked this book in the same way that I like the Princess Diaries movies 1 and 2 It s cute It makes me feel warm and fuzzy I giggle when it s witty And when the lights come up or I reach the back cover , there s a smile on my face.Cammie The Chameleon goes to a spy school I mean, how cool is that Yes, at times, the plot is cringe worthy I mean, the basic conflict is the fact that she can t tell the perfect boy that she can throw him to the pavement from six different positions , but I liked this book in the same way that I like the Princess Diaries movies 1 and 2 It s cute It makes me feel warm and fuzzy I giggle when it s witty And when the lights come up or I reach the back cover , there s a smile on my face.Cammie The Chameleon goes to a spy school I mean, how cool is that Yes, at times, the plot is cringe worthy I mean, the basic conflict is the fact that she can t tell the perfect boy that she can throw him to the pavement from six different positions , but the dialogue is good, and you can tell that Ally really had a lot of fun with her concept I think that s the key to young adult books really fallin I suppose a lot of teenage girls feel invisible sometimes, like they just disappear Well, that s me Cammie, the Chameleon But I m luckier than most because, at my school, that s considered cool I go to a school for spies Learn Her Skills, Honor Her Sword, Keep Her SecretsGallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women is an all girls school To the outsiders, it is an elite school for spoiled snobs to the insiders, a spy school for the genius girls The school trains its students in diffeI suppose a lot of teenage girls feel invisible sometimes, like they just disappear Well, that s me Cammie, the Chameleon But I m luckier than most because, at my school, that s considered cool I go to a school for spies Learn Her Skills, Honor Her Sword, Keep Her SecretsGallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women is an all girls school To the outsiders, it is an elite school for spoiled snobs to the insiders, a spy school for the genius girls The school trains its students in different fields including, Advanced Languages and Covert Operations


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About the Author: Ally Carter

Ally Carter writes books about spies, thieves, and teenagers She is the New York Times Best selling author of the Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, and Embassy Row series Her books have been published all over the world, in over twenty languages She encourages you to visit her online at allycarter.com and embassyrowbooks.com.